At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
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He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
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He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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