Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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