you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
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