i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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