did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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