Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
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What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
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His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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