I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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