O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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