He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
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i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
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It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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