bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
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I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
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N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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