It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
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Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
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I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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