i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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