You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
worst night to have a conscience
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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