Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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