I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
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we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
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The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
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