the day after is always just damage control
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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