After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
