This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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