So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
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it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
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you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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