i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
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