There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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