Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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