i'm signing you up for texting rehab
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
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he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
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I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
I would ride that face into the sunset
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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