Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
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Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
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