why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
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