i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
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She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
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i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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