Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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