But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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