you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
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I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
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Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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