it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
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If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
Are my feet made of real feet?
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
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I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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