ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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