My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
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Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
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Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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