Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
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