theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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