Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
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