For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
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..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
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You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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