Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
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i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
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I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
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