So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
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I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
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I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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