I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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