oh god the rape fog is back!
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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