nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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