Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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