How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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