god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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