He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
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They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
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I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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