why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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