yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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