oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
