New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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