I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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