Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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