I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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