at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
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She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
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i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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