Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Randomize
