Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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