is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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